Thursday 25 September 2008
Sunday 21 September 2008
The Swaggest.....City
Ok. SO It Has Been Almost Two Weeks Since I Updated. Its Been A Busy Two Weeks Though. Had Auditions[Which I Got Through!], Had A 3000 Word Essay To Write, And Had Some Open Days.
[BATH IS THE SWAGGEST CITY IN ENGLAND, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS].
The racism was immense. Bus driver tried to run us over WHILST laughing. Two idiots in Burger King Were Chatting Pie, And Some Old Man In A Coffee Shop Was Mumbling DooDoo when we walked past.
ANYWAY. Thats Not What This Post Is Even About. This IS About ''The Swaggest Video Of The Week'' Starring Me! Me N An Anonymous Guy Were In Loughborough For Open Day, And I Took Some Sick Spoonful Of Ice Cream...I Had One Dumb Brain Freeze. But An Anonymous Guy, Being His Bi-sexual Self, Decideds To Start Making Some Odd Noises Whilst I'm Eating....But Yea...Here You Go.
[BATH IS THE SWAGGEST CITY IN ENGLAND, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS].
The racism was immense. Bus driver tried to run us over WHILST laughing. Two idiots in Burger King Were Chatting Pie, And Some Old Man In A Coffee Shop Was Mumbling DooDoo when we walked past.
ANYWAY. Thats Not What This Post Is Even About. This IS About ''The Swaggest Video Of The Week'' Starring Me! Me N An Anonymous Guy Were In Loughborough For Open Day, And I Took Some Sick Spoonful Of Ice Cream...I Had One Dumb Brain Freeze. But An Anonymous Guy, Being His Bi-sexual Self, Decideds To Start Making Some Odd Noises Whilst I'm Eating....But Yea...Here You Go.
Tuesday 9 September 2008
The Swaggest.....Saying
I Dont Care What ANYONE says
The Swaggest Saying In The World Is
''You Can't Buy Happiness''
Not Only Can You Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy It For £4.88 at Woolworths in Camberly
The Swaggest Saying In The World Is
''You Can't Buy Happiness''
Not Only Can You Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy It For £4.88 at Woolworths in Camberly
Saturday 6 September 2008
The Swaggest.....News Reporter
Oh. My. Gawd.
Ma Cuzzi G2Da3 showed me this video. This news reporter is FAWKD.
This Guy Needs To Work For Sky News, BBC News, Chanel4 news, EveryTHING.
Im Out..This Was A Short One
''Im dying in this f**king country ass f**ked up town''
LOOOOOOOL
Ma Cuzzi G2Da3 showed me this video. This news reporter is FAWKD.
This Guy Needs To Work For Sky News, BBC News, Chanel4 news, EveryTHING.
Im Out..This Was A Short One
''Im dying in this f**king country ass f**ked up town''
LOOOOOOOL
Friday 5 September 2008
The Swaggest....Engagement
NEWS FRIGGIN FLASH
DANIELLE LLOYD & DJ IRONIK ENGAGED?
I laughed so much a little piss actually came out
Jumped from Teddy Sherringham [Man Utd Legend]
To Fifty [Not Fiddy...Live'rs Understand it]
To DJ I-FRIKKIN-RONIK
j33z...
Just...j33z
Read It Yourself [Click Here]
On That Matter Though. I Still Can't Imagine: MARIAH CAREY AND NICK CANNON
Whats HE Got
That I don't?
[Say money and I'll throw a cat at you]
P.S. My Suit Is better...Be Honest
DANIELLE LLOYD & DJ IRONIK ENGAGED?
I laughed so much a little piss actually came out
Jumped from Teddy Sherringham [Man Utd Legend]
To Fifty [Not Fiddy...Live'rs Understand it]
To DJ I-FRIKKIN-RONIK
j33z...
Just...j33z
Read It Yourself [Click Here]
On That Matter Though. I Still Can't Imagine: MARIAH CAREY AND NICK CANNON
Whats HE Got
That I don't?
[Say money and I'll throw a cat at you]
P.S. My Suit Is better...Be Honest
The Swaggest.....Children Show & Christmas Present
Aye. Boots is 'Ard.
Look What Someone Bought For Their Mumzie. Not Even Baiting Up Who
Thats FAWKED Mate
Might Back it For Certain people This Year Still...
ANYWAY.
I Was Googling [Like U Do When U Shud Be Doin Economics Work]
And I Found A New Advert For Sesemea Street[However the Heck You Spell It]
Picture The New Tickle Me Elmo...
You Tickle It And It Says
Might Back That Toy If My Child Makes Too Much Noise
Look What Someone Bought For Their Mumzie. Not Even Baiting Up Who
Thats FAWKED Mate
Might Back it For Certain people This Year Still...
ANYWAY.
I Was Googling [Like U Do When U Shud Be Doin Economics Work]
And I Found A New Advert For Sesemea Street[However the Heck You Spell It]
Picture The New Tickle Me Elmo...
You Tickle It And It Says
Might Back That Toy If My Child Makes Too Much Noise
Wednesday 3 September 2008
The Swaggest.....Christmas Carol
NIGERIANS.
Thats More Than Needed [Yes, I Know Im Nigerian, So What?]
That Naija Boy Thing Was Hard. But This Is Too Much. But...To Be Honest
If They Came Carolling At My Door Id Crease And Give Them Some Yam.
This Is Still Swag [I Swear To You The Guy In Glasses And The Guy At The End Next To Him Have Beef In The Break]
AND I SWEAR They Have Problems Counting LOL. Watch The Vid. You'll See.
Leave Comments And All That Jazz. Next Video : Touch It Video...LOL. Wait Till You See It, You'll Die
Thats More Than Needed [Yes, I Know Im Nigerian, So What?]
That Naija Boy Thing Was Hard. But This Is Too Much. But...To Be Honest
If They Came Carolling At My Door Id Crease And Give Them Some Yam.
This Is Still Swag [I Swear To You The Guy In Glasses And The Guy At The End Next To Him Have Beef In The Break]
AND I SWEAR They Have Problems Counting LOL. Watch The Vid. You'll See.
Leave Comments And All That Jazz. Next Video : Touch It Video...LOL. Wait Till You See It, You'll Die
The Swaggest....Introduction!
Right. Lets Get It Kicking. I [Josh] Spent Summer Working At LIVE Magazine[Below]
And Everyone Is On This Blogging Thing. So I Thought I Might Aswell Make One [After Diana, Lawrence and Juelz Forced Me]. SO Here It Is. The Swaggest Blog Ever.
If Its Swag, Its Here. People, Videos, Games, Etc. Reason Being, Theres Alotta Swag Things Around Here, And They Make Me Laugh. So..Yea..Keep Coming Back. I'll Try To Update Every 3 - 7 Days.
And Everyone Is On This Blogging Thing. So I Thought I Might Aswell Make One [After Diana, Lawrence and Juelz Forced Me]. SO Here It Is. The Swaggest Blog Ever.
If Its Swag, Its Here. People, Videos, Games, Etc. Reason Being, Theres Alotta Swag Things Around Here, And They Make Me Laugh. So..Yea..Keep Coming Back. I'll Try To Update Every 3 - 7 Days.
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