Anyway
Initially I was gonna write a different post.
But i found this one much funnier.
Click This To View The Picture/Forum. Its Mad.
Thursday 30 October 2008
The Swaggest Help Forum
OH MY JEEDAY JAWS (whatever happened to him? he was a good MC)
Anyway
Initially I was gonna write a different post.
But i found this one much funnier.
Click This To View The Picture/Forum. Its Mad.
Anyway
Initially I was gonna write a different post.
But i found this one much funnier.
Click This To View The Picture/Forum. Its Mad.
Wednesday 29 October 2008
The Swaggest Video Of The Week
...:::Update:::...
I Swear Down, Im Jus Gonna Update Once Or Twice A Week. I'm Too Busy To Keep Up...But On To The Swaggest Video Of The Week
...:::End Of Update:::...
Erm
I Dunno
What To Say
Just....
The Guys In This Video
STRONG HOMO
Friday 17 October 2008
The Swaggest Transport System
I Swear.
This Is A TwoIn One.
We'll Start Off With The Shortest.
BLACKJACK
Sickest Game Ever. And Im The King
Im Playing In Law Class [Lesson Was Swag Anyway]
And One Guy Tries Kicking If Off By Dropping A BlackJack [Which Means Pick Up 5 cards]
Then The Next Guy Drops Another BlackJack [Now Its Pick Up Ten Cards]
THey're All Laughing And Shizzle, Then BAM BOOM BIFF BOFF, THROW SOME 2'S ON THAT BISH
On To The Original Topic - The Swaggest Transport System
They're Actually Swag.
Why On Earth Is It That One Side Of The Bus [That I Sit On] Is Squashed Like A Mother Fudger.
Making My Knees Do Some Bends Like A Pretzel.
Whereas Its BAREEEEEEEEEEEE Spacious On The Other Side
Now...
Im Ona 123 Going Walthamstow.
And The Bus Says Its On Diversion. It Goes Down A Road [Where Its Meant To], Reaches A Roundabout, And Comes Back To Where We Started, Then Goes On Some Next Route Going Towards Leyton.
HE STOPS THE BUS AND STARTS SAYING: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, I'M LOST!
WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!!?!? HE STOPS AND STARTS ASKING PEOPLE IN TRAFFIC FOR DIRECTIONS. HE THEN STARTS ASKING PEOPLE ON THE BUS FOR DIRECTIONS. WE'RE JUST LIKE =| OH MY JEEEDAY JAWSS. WHAT IS THIS?!
I Went Late To Lesson That Day. My Teacher Didn't Believe Me. So I Took His Photo And This Video As Proof.
Would You Trust This Guy Driving Your Bus?
Here's The Video Still!!!
This Is A TwoIn One.
We'll Start Off With The Shortest.
BLACKJACK
Sickest Game Ever. And Im The King
Im Playing In Law Class [Lesson Was Swag Anyway]
And One Guy Tries Kicking If Off By Dropping A BlackJack [Which Means Pick Up 5 cards]
Then The Next Guy Drops Another BlackJack [Now Its Pick Up Ten Cards]
THey're All Laughing And Shizzle, Then BAM BOOM BIFF BOFF, THROW SOME 2'S ON THAT BISH
On To The Original Topic - The Swaggest Transport System
They're Actually Swag.
Why On Earth Is It That One Side Of The Bus [That I Sit On] Is Squashed Like A Mother Fudger.
Making My Knees Do Some Bends Like A Pretzel.
Whereas Its BAREEEEEEEEEEEE Spacious On The Other Side
Now...
Im Ona 123 Going Walthamstow.
And The Bus Says Its On Diversion. It Goes Down A Road [Where Its Meant To], Reaches A Roundabout, And Comes Back To Where We Started, Then Goes On Some Next Route Going Towards Leyton.
HE STOPS THE BUS AND STARTS SAYING: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, I'M LOST!
WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!!?!? HE STOPS AND STARTS ASKING PEOPLE IN TRAFFIC FOR DIRECTIONS. HE THEN STARTS ASKING PEOPLE ON THE BUS FOR DIRECTIONS. WE'RE JUST LIKE =| OH MY JEEEDAY JAWSS. WHAT IS THIS?!
I Went Late To Lesson That Day. My Teacher Didn't Believe Me. So I Took His Photo And This Video As Proof.
Would You Trust This Guy Driving Your Bus?
Here's The Video Still!!!
The Swaggest Products On Sale
Three Words.
EL
OH
EL
Certain Girls In London Need To Buy This.
Now. Madonna. She's Like. 83 Or Something But She Still Goes On Tour And Has Her Own Perfume...Which Is Being Sold In The One Pound Store Opposite Brixton Station.
Certain Females Are Getting This For Birthdays And Christmas!
EL
OH
EL
Certain Girls In London Need To Buy This.
Now. Madonna. She's Like. 83 Or Something But She Still Goes On Tour And Has Her Own Perfume...Which Is Being Sold In The One Pound Store Opposite Brixton Station.
Certain Females Are Getting This For Birthdays And Christmas!
The Swaggest Security & Nando's
Listen.
The O2 is SWAG
SHUT UP.
NO DISCUSSION
ITS ACTUALLY SWAG [Except Matter - FIREEE CLUB!]
Anyway
If You've Been There, You'll See That Theres A Swag Security System. There Is A Lil Metal Detector On The Side, Where You VOLUNTARILY Walk Through. Bin Friggin Laden Could Waltz In Then GO To The Dumbest Nando's In History.
[I Woulda Had Pics Of The Security, But They Were Watching Me And I Wasn't On Being Rugby Tackled]
Anyway, On To Nando's. Me, Juelz And Merv [Mahta Joins After]
Mervin Can't Actually Order. This Is The Actual Convo:
Worker - What Do You Want To Order
Merv - Errrrrrrrm, Some...Rice.
Worker - Anything Else?
Merv - Erm, Chicken. Quarter...I Think, Yeah.
Worker - How Hot?
Merv - Erm. Oh Right. Lemon And Herb[WIMP!] And I Want Bread. You Know, The Bread...Whats It Called Again?
Juelz - Pitta Bread?
Merv - YEAH THAT'S IT..........Wait, No. Erm, That Bread. You Know. The One With Garlic....
Juelz,Worker,Me - Garlic Bread
Merv - YEAAAH
Worker - ......Do You Want A Drink?
Merv - Yea. What Drinks You Got? I Want Fanta. Can I Have It In A Glass...
Worker,Me,Juelz - ..........................................................
Worker - We Give You The Glass.......
ANYWAY.
We're Eating Now. Juelz And Merv's Chickens Look Like SHYT Compared To Mine [Merv Isa Wimp...Asked For Lemon And Herb, But Julie Made Him Switch To Medium]
AND THEY PUT KETCHUP ON THE CHICKEN. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!?!?!?.
I Get Up To Get A Drink. And Hit My Head On This
Who The Hell Thought This Would Be A Good Design Idea? IT FRIGGIN BURNT ME.
CLEARLY I DIDN'T LET JUELZ KNOW OR SHE WOULDA WROTE ABOUT IT HERSELF.
Still, Im Tired.
More Soonish
The O2 is SWAG
SHUT UP.
NO DISCUSSION
ITS ACTUALLY SWAG [Except Matter - FIREEE CLUB!]
Anyway
If You've Been There, You'll See That Theres A Swag Security System. There Is A Lil Metal Detector On The Side, Where You VOLUNTARILY Walk Through. Bin Friggin Laden Could Waltz In Then GO To The Dumbest Nando's In History.
[I Woulda Had Pics Of The Security, But They Were Watching Me And I Wasn't On Being Rugby Tackled]
Anyway, On To Nando's. Me, Juelz And Merv [Mahta Joins After]
Mervin Can't Actually Order. This Is The Actual Convo:
Worker - What Do You Want To Order
Merv - Errrrrrrrm, Some...Rice.
Worker - Anything Else?
Merv - Erm, Chicken. Quarter...I Think, Yeah.
Worker - How Hot?
Merv - Erm. Oh Right. Lemon And Herb[WIMP!] And I Want Bread. You Know, The Bread...Whats It Called Again?
Juelz - Pitta Bread?
Merv - YEAH THAT'S IT..........Wait, No. Erm, That Bread. You Know. The One With Garlic....
Juelz,Worker,Me - Garlic Bread
Merv - YEAAAH
Worker - ......Do You Want A Drink?
Merv - Yea. What Drinks You Got? I Want Fanta. Can I Have It In A Glass...
Worker,Me,Juelz - ..........................................................
Worker - We Give You The Glass.......
ANYWAY.
We're Eating Now. Juelz And Merv's Chickens Look Like SHYT Compared To Mine [Merv Isa Wimp...Asked For Lemon And Herb, But Julie Made Him Switch To Medium]
AND THEY PUT KETCHUP ON THE CHICKEN. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!?!?!?.
I Get Up To Get A Drink. And Hit My Head On This
Who The Hell Thought This Would Be A Good Design Idea? IT FRIGGIN BURNT ME.
CLEARLY I DIDN'T LET JUELZ KNOW OR SHE WOULDA WROTE ABOUT IT HERSELF.
Still, Im Tired.
More Soonish
The Swaggest Chicken N Chip Shop
I Think This Was In Bath Still.
4 WINGS, CHIPS AND A DRINK, £3.29!
2PIECE CHICKEN, CHIPS AND A DRINK, £3.29
MADDDDDDDD
Chicken Cottage In Ilford - 5 Wings Chips n a Drink - £2.50
2 Piece Chicken Chips n a Drink - £2.00
SHADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAP
I Don't Wanna Hear No North Londoners Come TO Me About Chick King
4 WINGS, CHIPS AND A DRINK, £3.29!
2PIECE CHICKEN, CHIPS AND A DRINK, £3.29
MADDDDDDDD
Chicken Cottage In Ilford - 5 Wings Chips n a Drink - £2.50
2 Piece Chicken Chips n a Drink - £2.00
SHADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAP
I Don't Wanna Hear No North Londoners Come TO Me About Chick King
The Swaggest Portrait!
The Drawing Skills My Economics Class
Are Ona Seriously Swag Level. Barry's Rants Get No Respect On A Wednesday Afternoon So We Decided To Try Out Our Art Skills. Mine Is The 'Why So Serious' One.
CHIMMY, DONT KILL ME!
Are Ona Seriously Swag Level. Barry's Rants Get No Respect On A Wednesday Afternoon So We Decided To Try Out Our Art Skills. Mine Is The 'Why So Serious' One.
CHIMMY, DONT KILL ME!
Wednesday 8 October 2008
FINALLY - THE SWAGGEST UPDATE!!!
Jeeeeeeez
This Update Is A Week Overdue
But, What Can Ya Do Eh?
Like Julie Wud Say ''Ive Had Bare S**t to do!''
What Exactly HAVE i been doing? WHERE TO START. FIRST OFF LEMMIE SAY THAT HOTMAIL IS TOOO SWAG.
WTF IS THIS ABOUT? I LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND I GET 4639 EMAILS?!
Swear Ima Leave It For A Month SO They Delete Everything For Me.
Anyway, This Post Is Just To Say That Im Back...Bun The Post Time, I Wrote This On Tuesday But Couldn't Find Any Photos Cos My Photo Phone Was In Ma Locker...I Was Jus Like...
This Update Is A Week Overdue
But, What Can Ya Do Eh?
Like Julie Wud Say ''Ive Had Bare S**t to do!''
What Exactly HAVE i been doing? WHERE TO START. FIRST OFF LEMMIE SAY THAT HOTMAIL IS TOOO SWAG.
WTF IS THIS ABOUT? I LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND I GET 4639 EMAILS?!
Swear Ima Leave It For A Month SO They Delete Everything For Me.
Anyway, This Post Is Just To Say That Im Back...Bun The Post Time, I Wrote This On Tuesday But Couldn't Find Any Photos Cos My Photo Phone Was In Ma Locker...I Was Jus Like...
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