Anyway
Initially I was gonna write a different post.
But i found this one much funnier.
Click This To View The Picture/Forum. Its Mad.
Thursday, 30 October 2008
The Swaggest Help Forum
OH MY JEEDAY JAWS (whatever happened to him? he was a good MC)
Anyway
Initially I was gonna write a different post.
But i found this one much funnier.
Click This To View The Picture/Forum. Its Mad.
Anyway
Initially I was gonna write a different post.
But i found this one much funnier.
Click This To View The Picture/Forum. Its Mad.
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
The Swaggest Video Of The Week
...:::Update:::...
I Swear Down, Im Jus Gonna Update Once Or Twice A Week. I'm Too Busy To Keep Up...But On To The Swaggest Video Of The Week
...:::End Of Update:::...
Erm
I Dunno
What To Say
Just....
The Guys In This Video
STRONG HOMO
Friday, 17 October 2008
The Swaggest Transport System
I Swear.
This Is A TwoIn One.
We'll Start Off With The Shortest.
BLACKJACK
Sickest Game Ever. And Im The King
Im Playing In Law Class [Lesson Was Swag Anyway]
And One Guy Tries Kicking If Off By Dropping A BlackJack [Which Means Pick Up 5 cards]
Then The Next Guy Drops Another BlackJack [Now Its Pick Up Ten Cards]
THey're All Laughing And Shizzle, Then BAM BOOM BIFF BOFF, THROW SOME 2'S ON THAT BISH
On To The Original Topic - The Swaggest Transport System
They're Actually Swag.
Why On Earth Is It That One Side Of The Bus [That I Sit On] Is Squashed Like A Mother Fudger.
Making My Knees Do Some Bends Like A Pretzel.
Whereas Its BAREEEEEEEEEEEE Spacious On The Other Side
Now...
Im Ona 123 Going Walthamstow.
And The Bus Says Its On Diversion. It Goes Down A Road [Where Its Meant To], Reaches A Roundabout, And Comes Back To Where We Started, Then Goes On Some Next Route Going Towards Leyton.
HE STOPS THE BUS AND STARTS SAYING: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, I'M LOST!
WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!!?!? HE STOPS AND STARTS ASKING PEOPLE IN TRAFFIC FOR DIRECTIONS. HE THEN STARTS ASKING PEOPLE ON THE BUS FOR DIRECTIONS. WE'RE JUST LIKE =| OH MY JEEEDAY JAWSS. WHAT IS THIS?!
I Went Late To Lesson That Day. My Teacher Didn't Believe Me. So I Took His Photo And This Video As Proof.
Would You Trust This Guy Driving Your Bus?
Here's The Video Still!!!
This Is A TwoIn One.
We'll Start Off With The Shortest.
BLACKJACK
Sickest Game Ever. And Im The King
Im Playing In Law Class [Lesson Was Swag Anyway]
And One Guy Tries Kicking If Off By Dropping A BlackJack [Which Means Pick Up 5 cards]
Then The Next Guy Drops Another BlackJack [Now Its Pick Up Ten Cards]
THey're All Laughing And Shizzle, Then BAM BOOM BIFF BOFF, THROW SOME 2'S ON THAT BISH
On To The Original Topic - The Swaggest Transport System
They're Actually Swag.
Why On Earth Is It That One Side Of The Bus [That I Sit On] Is Squashed Like A Mother Fudger.
Making My Knees Do Some Bends Like A Pretzel.
Whereas Its BAREEEEEEEEEEEE Spacious On The Other Side
Now...
Im Ona 123 Going Walthamstow.
And The Bus Says Its On Diversion. It Goes Down A Road [Where Its Meant To], Reaches A Roundabout, And Comes Back To Where We Started, Then Goes On Some Next Route Going Towards Leyton.
HE STOPS THE BUS AND STARTS SAYING: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, I'M LOST!
WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!!?!? HE STOPS AND STARTS ASKING PEOPLE IN TRAFFIC FOR DIRECTIONS. HE THEN STARTS ASKING PEOPLE ON THE BUS FOR DIRECTIONS. WE'RE JUST LIKE =| OH MY JEEEDAY JAWSS. WHAT IS THIS?!
I Went Late To Lesson That Day. My Teacher Didn't Believe Me. So I Took His Photo And This Video As Proof.
Would You Trust This Guy Driving Your Bus?
Here's The Video Still!!!
The Swaggest Products On Sale
Three Words.
EL
OH
EL
Certain Girls In London Need To Buy This.
Now. Madonna. She's Like. 83 Or Something But She Still Goes On Tour And Has Her Own Perfume...Which Is Being Sold In The One Pound Store Opposite Brixton Station.
Certain Females Are Getting This For Birthdays And Christmas!
EL
OH
EL
Certain Girls In London Need To Buy This.
Now. Madonna. She's Like. 83 Or Something But She Still Goes On Tour And Has Her Own Perfume...Which Is Being Sold In The One Pound Store Opposite Brixton Station.
Certain Females Are Getting This For Birthdays And Christmas!
The Swaggest Security & Nando's
Listen.
The O2 is SWAG
SHUT UP.
NO DISCUSSION
ITS ACTUALLY SWAG [Except Matter - FIREEE CLUB!]
Anyway
If You've Been There, You'll See That Theres A Swag Security System. There Is A Lil Metal Detector On The Side, Where You VOLUNTARILY Walk Through. Bin Friggin Laden Could Waltz In Then GO To The Dumbest Nando's In History.
[I Woulda Had Pics Of The Security, But They Were Watching Me And I Wasn't On Being Rugby Tackled]
Anyway, On To Nando's. Me, Juelz And Merv [Mahta Joins After]
Mervin Can't Actually Order. This Is The Actual Convo:
Worker - What Do You Want To Order
Merv - Errrrrrrrm, Some...Rice.
Worker - Anything Else?
Merv - Erm, Chicken. Quarter...I Think, Yeah.
Worker - How Hot?
Merv - Erm. Oh Right. Lemon And Herb[WIMP!] And I Want Bread. You Know, The Bread...Whats It Called Again?
Juelz - Pitta Bread?
Merv - YEAH THAT'S IT..........Wait, No. Erm, That Bread. You Know. The One With Garlic....
Juelz,Worker,Me - Garlic Bread
Merv - YEAAAH
Worker - ......Do You Want A Drink?
Merv - Yea. What Drinks You Got? I Want Fanta. Can I Have It In A Glass...
Worker,Me,Juelz - ..........................................................
Worker - We Give You The Glass.......
ANYWAY.
We're Eating Now. Juelz And Merv's Chickens Look Like SHYT Compared To Mine [Merv Isa Wimp...Asked For Lemon And Herb, But Julie Made Him Switch To Medium]
AND THEY PUT KETCHUP ON THE CHICKEN. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!?!?!?.
I Get Up To Get A Drink. And Hit My Head On This
Who The Hell Thought This Would Be A Good Design Idea? IT FRIGGIN BURNT ME.
CLEARLY I DIDN'T LET JUELZ KNOW OR SHE WOULDA WROTE ABOUT IT HERSELF.
Still, Im Tired.
More Soonish
The O2 is SWAG
SHUT UP.
NO DISCUSSION
ITS ACTUALLY SWAG [Except Matter - FIREEE CLUB!]
Anyway
If You've Been There, You'll See That Theres A Swag Security System. There Is A Lil Metal Detector On The Side, Where You VOLUNTARILY Walk Through. Bin Friggin Laden Could Waltz In Then GO To The Dumbest Nando's In History.
[I Woulda Had Pics Of The Security, But They Were Watching Me And I Wasn't On Being Rugby Tackled]
Anyway, On To Nando's. Me, Juelz And Merv [Mahta Joins After]
Mervin Can't Actually Order. This Is The Actual Convo:
Worker - What Do You Want To Order
Merv - Errrrrrrrm, Some...Rice.
Worker - Anything Else?
Merv - Erm, Chicken. Quarter...I Think, Yeah.
Worker - How Hot?
Merv - Erm. Oh Right. Lemon And Herb[WIMP!] And I Want Bread. You Know, The Bread...Whats It Called Again?
Juelz - Pitta Bread?
Merv - YEAH THAT'S IT..........Wait, No. Erm, That Bread. You Know. The One With Garlic....
Juelz,Worker,Me - Garlic Bread
Merv - YEAAAH
Worker - ......Do You Want A Drink?
Merv - Yea. What Drinks You Got? I Want Fanta. Can I Have It In A Glass...
Worker,Me,Juelz - ..........................................................
Worker - We Give You The Glass.......
ANYWAY.
We're Eating Now. Juelz And Merv's Chickens Look Like SHYT Compared To Mine [Merv Isa Wimp...Asked For Lemon And Herb, But Julie Made Him Switch To Medium]
AND THEY PUT KETCHUP ON THE CHICKEN. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!?!?!?.
I Get Up To Get A Drink. And Hit My Head On This
Who The Hell Thought This Would Be A Good Design Idea? IT FRIGGIN BURNT ME.
CLEARLY I DIDN'T LET JUELZ KNOW OR SHE WOULDA WROTE ABOUT IT HERSELF.
Still, Im Tired.
More Soonish
The Swaggest Chicken N Chip Shop
I Think This Was In Bath Still.
4 WINGS, CHIPS AND A DRINK, £3.29!
2PIECE CHICKEN, CHIPS AND A DRINK, £3.29
MADDDDDDDD
Chicken Cottage In Ilford - 5 Wings Chips n a Drink - £2.50
2 Piece Chicken Chips n a Drink - £2.00
SHADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAP
I Don't Wanna Hear No North Londoners Come TO Me About Chick King
4 WINGS, CHIPS AND A DRINK, £3.29!
2PIECE CHICKEN, CHIPS AND A DRINK, £3.29
MADDDDDDDD
Chicken Cottage In Ilford - 5 Wings Chips n a Drink - £2.50
2 Piece Chicken Chips n a Drink - £2.00
SHADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAP
I Don't Wanna Hear No North Londoners Come TO Me About Chick King
The Swaggest Portrait!
The Drawing Skills My Economics Class
Are Ona Seriously Swag Level. Barry's Rants Get No Respect On A Wednesday Afternoon So We Decided To Try Out Our Art Skills. Mine Is The 'Why So Serious' One.
CHIMMY, DONT KILL ME!
Are Ona Seriously Swag Level. Barry's Rants Get No Respect On A Wednesday Afternoon So We Decided To Try Out Our Art Skills. Mine Is The 'Why So Serious' One.
CHIMMY, DONT KILL ME!
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
FINALLY - THE SWAGGEST UPDATE!!!
Jeeeeeeez
This Update Is A Week Overdue
But, What Can Ya Do Eh?
Like Julie Wud Say ''Ive Had Bare S**t to do!''
What Exactly HAVE i been doing? WHERE TO START. FIRST OFF LEMMIE SAY THAT HOTMAIL IS TOOO SWAG.
WTF IS THIS ABOUT? I LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND I GET 4639 EMAILS?!
Swear Ima Leave It For A Month SO They Delete Everything For Me.
Anyway, This Post Is Just To Say That Im Back...Bun The Post Time, I Wrote This On Tuesday But Couldn't Find Any Photos Cos My Photo Phone Was In Ma Locker...I Was Jus Like...
This Update Is A Week Overdue
But, What Can Ya Do Eh?
Like Julie Wud Say ''Ive Had Bare S**t to do!''
What Exactly HAVE i been doing? WHERE TO START. FIRST OFF LEMMIE SAY THAT HOTMAIL IS TOOO SWAG.
WTF IS THIS ABOUT? I LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND I GET 4639 EMAILS?!
Swear Ima Leave It For A Month SO They Delete Everything For Me.
Anyway, This Post Is Just To Say That Im Back...Bun The Post Time, I Wrote This On Tuesday But Couldn't Find Any Photos Cos My Photo Phone Was In Ma Locker...I Was Jus Like...
Thursday, 25 September 2008
Sunday, 21 September 2008
The Swaggest.....City
Ok. SO It Has Been Almost Two Weeks Since I Updated. Its Been A Busy Two Weeks Though. Had Auditions[Which I Got Through!], Had A 3000 Word Essay To Write, And Had Some Open Days.
[BATH IS THE SWAGGEST CITY IN ENGLAND, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS].
The racism was immense. Bus driver tried to run us over WHILST laughing. Two idiots in Burger King Were Chatting Pie, And Some Old Man In A Coffee Shop Was Mumbling DooDoo when we walked past.
ANYWAY. Thats Not What This Post Is Even About. This IS About ''The Swaggest Video Of The Week'' Starring Me! Me N An Anonymous Guy Were In Loughborough For Open Day, And I Took Some Sick Spoonful Of Ice Cream...I Had One Dumb Brain Freeze. But An Anonymous Guy, Being His Bi-sexual Self, Decideds To Start Making Some Odd Noises Whilst I'm Eating....But Yea...Here You Go.
[BATH IS THE SWAGGEST CITY IN ENGLAND, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS].
The racism was immense. Bus driver tried to run us over WHILST laughing. Two idiots in Burger King Were Chatting Pie, And Some Old Man In A Coffee Shop Was Mumbling DooDoo when we walked past.
ANYWAY. Thats Not What This Post Is Even About. This IS About ''The Swaggest Video Of The Week'' Starring Me! Me N An Anonymous Guy Were In Loughborough For Open Day, And I Took Some Sick Spoonful Of Ice Cream...I Had One Dumb Brain Freeze. But An Anonymous Guy, Being His Bi-sexual Self, Decideds To Start Making Some Odd Noises Whilst I'm Eating....But Yea...Here You Go.
Tuesday, 9 September 2008
The Swaggest.....Saying
I Dont Care What ANYONE says
The Swaggest Saying In The World Is
''You Can't Buy Happiness''
Not Only Can You Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy It For £4.88 at Woolworths in Camberly
The Swaggest Saying In The World Is
''You Can't Buy Happiness''
Not Only Can You Buy Happiness, But You Can Buy It For £4.88 at Woolworths in Camberly
Saturday, 6 September 2008
The Swaggest.....News Reporter
Oh. My. Gawd.
Ma Cuzzi G2Da3 showed me this video. This news reporter is FAWKD.
This Guy Needs To Work For Sky News, BBC News, Chanel4 news, EveryTHING.
Im Out..This Was A Short One
''Im dying in this f**king country ass f**ked up town''
LOOOOOOOL
Ma Cuzzi G2Da3 showed me this video. This news reporter is FAWKD.
This Guy Needs To Work For Sky News, BBC News, Chanel4 news, EveryTHING.
Im Out..This Was A Short One
''Im dying in this f**king country ass f**ked up town''
LOOOOOOOL
Friday, 5 September 2008
The Swaggest....Engagement
NEWS FRIGGIN FLASH
DANIELLE LLOYD & DJ IRONIK ENGAGED?
I laughed so much a little piss actually came out
Jumped from Teddy Sherringham [Man Utd Legend]
To Fifty [Not Fiddy...Live'rs Understand it]
To DJ I-FRIKKIN-RONIK
j33z...
Just...j33z
Read It Yourself [Click Here]
On That Matter Though. I Still Can't Imagine: MARIAH CAREY AND NICK CANNON
Whats HE Got
That I don't?
[Say money and I'll throw a cat at you]
P.S. My Suit Is better...Be Honest
DANIELLE LLOYD & DJ IRONIK ENGAGED?
I laughed so much a little piss actually came out
Jumped from Teddy Sherringham [Man Utd Legend]
To Fifty [Not Fiddy...Live'rs Understand it]
To DJ I-FRIKKIN-RONIK
j33z...
Just...j33z
Read It Yourself [Click Here]
On That Matter Though. I Still Can't Imagine: MARIAH CAREY AND NICK CANNON
Whats HE Got
That I don't?
[Say money and I'll throw a cat at you]
P.S. My Suit Is better...Be Honest
The Swaggest.....Children Show & Christmas Present
Aye. Boots is 'Ard.
Look What Someone Bought For Their Mumzie. Not Even Baiting Up Who
Thats FAWKED Mate
Might Back it For Certain people This Year Still...
ANYWAY.
I Was Googling [Like U Do When U Shud Be Doin Economics Work]
And I Found A New Advert For Sesemea Street[However the Heck You Spell It]
Picture The New Tickle Me Elmo...
You Tickle It And It Says
Might Back That Toy If My Child Makes Too Much Noise
Look What Someone Bought For Their Mumzie. Not Even Baiting Up Who
Thats FAWKED Mate
Might Back it For Certain people This Year Still...
ANYWAY.
I Was Googling [Like U Do When U Shud Be Doin Economics Work]
And I Found A New Advert For Sesemea Street[However the Heck You Spell It]
Picture The New Tickle Me Elmo...
You Tickle It And It Says
Might Back That Toy If My Child Makes Too Much Noise
Wednesday, 3 September 2008
The Swaggest.....Christmas Carol
NIGERIANS.
Thats More Than Needed [Yes, I Know Im Nigerian, So What?]
That Naija Boy Thing Was Hard. But This Is Too Much. But...To Be Honest
If They Came Carolling At My Door Id Crease And Give Them Some Yam.
This Is Still Swag [I Swear To You The Guy In Glasses And The Guy At The End Next To Him Have Beef In The Break]
AND I SWEAR They Have Problems Counting LOL. Watch The Vid. You'll See.
Leave Comments And All That Jazz. Next Video : Touch It Video...LOL. Wait Till You See It, You'll Die
Thats More Than Needed [Yes, I Know Im Nigerian, So What?]
That Naija Boy Thing Was Hard. But This Is Too Much. But...To Be Honest
If They Came Carolling At My Door Id Crease And Give Them Some Yam.
This Is Still Swag [I Swear To You The Guy In Glasses And The Guy At The End Next To Him Have Beef In The Break]
AND I SWEAR They Have Problems Counting LOL. Watch The Vid. You'll See.
Leave Comments And All That Jazz. Next Video : Touch It Video...LOL. Wait Till You See It, You'll Die
The Swaggest....Introduction!
Right. Lets Get It Kicking. I [Josh] Spent Summer Working At LIVE Magazine[Below]
And Everyone Is On This Blogging Thing. So I Thought I Might Aswell Make One [After Diana, Lawrence and Juelz Forced Me]. SO Here It Is. The Swaggest Blog Ever.
If Its Swag, Its Here. People, Videos, Games, Etc. Reason Being, Theres Alotta Swag Things Around Here, And They Make Me Laugh. So..Yea..Keep Coming Back. I'll Try To Update Every 3 - 7 Days.
And Everyone Is On This Blogging Thing. So I Thought I Might Aswell Make One [After Diana, Lawrence and Juelz Forced Me]. SO Here It Is. The Swaggest Blog Ever.
If Its Swag, Its Here. People, Videos, Games, Etc. Reason Being, Theres Alotta Swag Things Around Here, And They Make Me Laugh. So..Yea..Keep Coming Back. I'll Try To Update Every 3 - 7 Days.
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