That Swaggest Word Verification

Facebook is a

PAR

Trust me
You know when you try posting links on FB you have to do some word verification to show your not some robot. Fair enough, HOWEVER, it is now taking the mickey.

THEY ARE NOT GIVING ME LEGITIMATE WORDS!
Plog[picture blog] time!

Basically, I tried to send someone [whose Page i have blacked out for privacy] a link to my blog and I got all this nonsense.



If you can tell me that word, I will give you a fiver.



But twice?!?!



Since when were numbers a word?!

I'm off

WTF Moments Part I

First and foremost


HAPPY NEW YEAR

New year, new concepts, new swagness..I wanna say new layout but not yet...
However, HOLLA @ ME!!

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Now, I'm gonna try and do these WTF Moments on a regular basis.
For those who don't know what a WTF Moment is, her is a dictionary definition:

What the fuck[wtf] moment [hwot,stressed thee, fuhk, moh-muhnt] adjective:

1. When something that defies all laws of logic takes place. Example:
-Joshua stops eating at KFC

2. When words cannot explain how odd a scenario is. Example:
-You go Soho and don't understand if it is a man or woman

3. When a moment just does not make sense. Example:
-Maddie McCann reappearing

Now, since the year 2000, there have been SO many WTF moments. I want to take a moment to point some of these out!

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1. They found Saddam Hussain in a hole, under a mud shack... That's not the full WTF moment. The full part is this:

Soldiers also recovered two AK 47 rifles, $750,000 in $100 denominations and a white and orange taxi in the raid.

A WHITE AND ORANGE TAXI!? What was he doing with a white an orange taxi? I can picture it now

Saddam: Hey guards, I wanna go into town. Visit a few bars, get a few girls over, pop some bottles. *Phone rings* Yea, Osama we'll whip round soonish. Feds are on my tag.

SERIOUSLY!?

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2. I dunno if a lot of people know who this woman is. But she made me laugh. Dame Hellen Mirren. She's been in Inkheart..National Treasure... BUT thats not important. She's a dame. Which means she has been knighted or whatever by the Queen. However...

Dame Helen Mirren dabbled with drugs but quit when she learned it was funding the lifestyle of a wanted Nazi war criminal.

A Nazi!? Not just some black guy down the alley. Not some shifty Off license shop. Not some dodgy guy in a bar. A NAZI? Klaus Barbie. His bounty is over $20million. And she has been buying coke from him?! WTF?!

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3. This is the last one that I am going to do for this month. You HAVE to watch Saw. Near the end of it. Its. Ri.Dic.U.Lous. Unfortunately I can't put up a clip. So I'll describe it to you.

Im gonna call these people Mr.A and Mr.B. Mr.A tells Mr.B to take his shirt off to reach a tape recorder as he is chained by his leg. [This happened at the beginning of the film.

Now, Mr.A is trying to reach a phone, which is closer to him [but still out of reach] that the tape player for Mr.B at the beginning. I'm sitting there saying TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND REACH IT YOU FOOL. Bare struggling and stuff. HOWEVER...he finally takes it off...And he reaches for the phone, picks it up, talks with his wife, says where they are and lives hapilly ever after.........





NOT. The douchebag takes the shirt off, ties it to his leg, bites on one part of it and saws his foot of so he gets off the chain...
WTF?! Tell me, which one woulda made more sense.