The Swaggest Security & Nando's

Listen.
The O2 is SWAG
SHUT UP.
NO DISCUSSION
ITS ACTUALLY SWAG [Except Matter - FIREEE CLUB!]

Anyway
If You've Been There, You'll See That Theres A Swag Security System. There Is A Lil Metal Detector On The Side, Where You VOLUNTARILY Walk Through. Bin Friggin Laden Could Waltz In Then GO To The Dumbest Nando's In History.

[I Woulda Had Pics Of The Security, But They Were Watching Me And I Wasn't On Being Rugby Tackled]

Anyway, On To Nando's. Me, Juelz And Merv [Mahta Joins After]
Mervin Can't Actually Order. This Is The Actual Convo:

Worker - What Do You Want To Order
Merv - Errrrrrrrm, Some...Rice.
Worker - Anything Else?
Merv - Erm, Chicken. Quarter...I Think, Yeah.
Worker - How Hot?
Merv - Erm. Oh Right. Lemon And Herb[WIMP!] And I Want Bread. You Know, The Bread...Whats It Called Again?
Juelz - Pitta Bread?
Merv - YEAH THAT'S IT..........Wait, No. Erm, That Bread. You Know. The One With Garlic....
Juelz,Worker,Me - Garlic Bread
Merv - YEAAAH
Worker - ......Do You Want A Drink?
Merv - Yea. What Drinks You Got? I Want Fanta. Can I Have It In A Glass...
Worker,Me,Juelz - ..........................................................
Worker - We Give You The Glass.......

ANYWAY.
We're Eating Now. Juelz And Merv's Chickens Look Like SHYT Compared To Mine [Merv Isa Wimp...Asked For Lemon And Herb, But Julie Made Him Switch To Medium]
AND THEY PUT KETCHUP ON THE CHICKEN. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!?!?!?.


I Get Up To Get A Drink. And Hit My Head On This

Who The Hell Thought This Would Be A Good Design Idea? IT FRIGGIN BURNT ME.
CLEARLY I DIDN'T LET JUELZ KNOW OR SHE WOULDA WROTE ABOUT IT HERSELF.

Still, Im Tired.
More Soonish