The Swaggest Transport System

I Swear.
This Is A TwoIn One.
We'll Start Off With The Shortest.

BLACKJACK
Sickest Game Ever. And Im The King

Im Playing In Law Class [Lesson Was Swag Anyway]
And One Guy Tries Kicking If Off By Dropping A BlackJack [Which Means Pick Up 5 cards]
Then The Next Guy Drops Another BlackJack [Now Its Pick Up Ten Cards]
THey're All Laughing And Shizzle, Then BAM BOOM BIFF BOFF, THROW SOME 2'S ON THAT BISH



On To The Original Topic - The Swaggest Transport System
They're Actually Swag.
Why On Earth Is It That One Side Of The Bus [That I Sit On] Is Squashed Like A Mother Fudger.
Making My Knees Do Some Bends Like A Pretzel.

Whereas Its BAREEEEEEEEEEEE Spacious On The Other Side

Now...
Im Ona 123 Going Walthamstow.
And The Bus Says Its On Diversion. It Goes Down A Road [Where Its Meant To], Reaches A Roundabout, And Comes Back To Where We Started, Then Goes On Some Next Route Going Towards Leyton.
HE STOPS THE BUS AND STARTS SAYING: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, I'M LOST!

WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!!?!? HE STOPS AND STARTS ASKING PEOPLE IN TRAFFIC FOR DIRECTIONS. HE THEN STARTS ASKING PEOPLE ON THE BUS FOR DIRECTIONS. WE'RE JUST LIKE =| OH MY JEEEDAY JAWSS. WHAT IS THIS?!
I Went Late To Lesson That Day. My Teacher Didn't Believe Me. So I Took His Photo And This Video As Proof.

Would You Trust This Guy Driving Your Bus?


Here's The Video Still!!!