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Tuesday, 11 November 2008

The Swaggest Hygiene

BECAUSE There is no other place for me to put this picture, im putting it here at the beginning.



Location : Ilford library mens toilet - Second floor.
YES. I LOOK LIKE SOME FRESH THING OFF THE BOAT. BUT YOU DONT GET IT, THERE WAS PISS ON THE FLOOR, AM I MWAD?!
Notice the tip-toeing, i did not want to touch it AT ALL. Some swag hygiene!

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Anyway. I bought some jelly beans [addiction]. And they were peng...till i noticed something odd in one.



You see that black line? Guess what it was....IT WAS NOT A HAIR...It was

A PIECE OF WOOOD. SOMEONE, TELL ME. WTF IS WOOD DOING IN A JELLY BEAN PROCESSOR. SERIOUSLY?!
Posted by S.W.A.G at 23:03

2 comments:

DeeVine said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOD you know.
Wow.

14 November 2008 at 23:53
Anonymous said...

Loool.
Josh Please Tell Me How You End Up Finding All The Dodgy and Werd Things! Haha.
If Someone Ever Said to Me They Found WOOD In A Jelly Bean id Just Look At Them Like their Mad But You Actually Did! Wow.
Lol.
x

10 December 2008 at 21:42

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