Im doing the video updates first, cos they require less time!
But ona real, check out this science experiment, wish we did this in school. =[
Monday 24 November 2008
The Swaggest Blog Website
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Blogger.com is a PAR
Every damn time i come to update
IT TELLS ME MY PASSWORD IS INCORRECT
HOW?!
ALLLLL of my passwords are the same
Fudging sons of bannana-hammocks
Anyway, Update Soon Come.
Till then, heres the swaggest health check ANY female can get, Trust Meee Cusss.
[Watch the guy on the left, he looks high on coke and heroin]
Blogger.com is a PAR
Every damn time i come to update
IT TELLS ME MY PASSWORD IS INCORRECT
HOW?!
ALLLLL of my passwords are the same
Fudging sons of bannana-hammocks
Anyway, Update Soon Come.
Till then, heres the swaggest health check ANY female can get, Trust Meee Cusss.
[Watch the guy on the left, he looks high on coke and heroin]
Tuesday 11 November 2008
Stop! Random Time!
Ok.
This Is Randomised Products/Pictures I'll never have a whole post for.
So yea...
1st things first, for everyone that doesn't know..
[Written By Hayley[see picture below..........I don't really kill them!]
She's actually iron woman! Coming out in cinema's 2010
Now, you know when you go chicken shops, you expect them fake drinks like Mirinda...But, this jazz isnt even in eglish!
Or even arabic like usual!
This Is Randomised Products/Pictures I'll never have a whole post for.
So yea...
1st things first, for everyone that doesn't know..
[Written By Hayley[see picture below..........I don't really kill them!]
She's actually iron woman! Coming out in cinema's 2010
Now, you know when you go chicken shops, you expect them fake drinks like Mirinda...But, this jazz isnt even in eglish!
Or even arabic like usual!
The Swaggest Hygiene
BECAUSE There is no other place for me to put this picture, im putting it here at the beginning.
Location : Ilford library mens toilet - Second floor.
YES. I LOOK LIKE SOME FRESH THING OFF THE BOAT. BUT YOU DONT GET IT, THERE WAS PISS ON THE FLOOR, AM I MWAD?!
Notice the tip-toeing, i did not want to touch it AT ALL. Some swag hygiene!
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Anyway. I bought some jelly beans [addiction]. And they were peng...till i noticed something odd in one.
You see that black line? Guess what it was....IT WAS NOT A HAIR...It was
A PIECE OF WOOOD. SOMEONE, TELL ME. WTF IS WOOD DOING IN A JELLY BEAN PROCESSOR. SERIOUSLY?!
Location : Ilford library mens toilet - Second floor.
YES. I LOOK LIKE SOME FRESH THING OFF THE BOAT. BUT YOU DONT GET IT, THERE WAS PISS ON THE FLOOR, AM I MWAD?!
Notice the tip-toeing, i did not want to touch it AT ALL. Some swag hygiene!
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Anyway. I bought some jelly beans [addiction]. And they were peng...till i noticed something odd in one.
You see that black line? Guess what it was....IT WAS NOT A HAIR...It was
A PIECE OF WOOOD. SOMEONE, TELL ME. WTF IS WOOD DOING IN A JELLY BEAN PROCESSOR. SERIOUSLY?!
The Swaggest Toys
Racism is everywhere.
From school, to work, even to resturants and airplanes.
But when its in toys, you gotta worry about our younger generations!
So i present to you, the swaggest toy set, EVER.
But now...Barack Obama is getting ready to take over as the most powerful man in the world...i call that a.......
From school, to work, even to resturants and airplanes.
But when its in toys, you gotta worry about our younger generations!
So i present to you, the swaggest toy set, EVER.
But now...Barack Obama is getting ready to take over as the most powerful man in the world...i call that a.......
Monday 10 November 2008
The Swaggest Immigrants
Africans!
What the fudge cake is wrong with us? SERIOUSLY?!
I was in Subway today [11/11/08] (with vouchers of course) getting my regular footlong italian BMT. When some FRESHHHH guy came in. When readign the african mans part, please picture it in the STRONGEST african accent.
Aff - Eh, Excuse me, do you have halal?
Worker- Yes, everything in here is halal.
Aff - OOOOOOOOOOH, Thats good!
Worker- What can i get you sir?
Aff - I WANT MEAT!
Worker- Erm....You have to choose one from the menu
Aff - Ah Ah Now, I Don't know how you do this thing, just give me meat!
Me - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUSH!
But it doesn't end there.
It reaches home too....I love my mum. We all know i do, but sometimes he roots come out.
I must of told her something shocking and this is how it went...:
Me - Yea i know its mad.
Mum - Ah, I Know! I'm fabalastic.
Me - Flabagasted...
Mum - Thats what i said now! Fabagastic
Me - You mean Flabagasted...
Mum - I said that! Fagabastard
Nuff said.
What the fudge cake is wrong with us? SERIOUSLY?!
I was in Subway today [11/11/08] (with vouchers of course) getting my regular footlong italian BMT. When some FRESHHHH guy came in. When readign the african mans part, please picture it in the STRONGEST african accent.
Aff - Eh, Excuse me, do you have halal?
Worker- Yes, everything in here is halal.
Aff - OOOOOOOOOOH, Thats good!
Worker- What can i get you sir?
Aff - I WANT MEAT!
Worker- Erm....You have to choose one from the menu
Aff - Ah Ah Now, I Don't know how you do this thing, just give me meat!
Me - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUSH!
But it doesn't end there.
It reaches home too....I love my mum. We all know i do, but sometimes he roots come out.
I must of told her something shocking and this is how it went...:
Me - Yea i know its mad.
Mum - Ah, I Know! I'm fabalastic.
Me - Flabagasted...
Mum - Thats what i said now! Fabagastic
Me - You mean Flabagasted...
Mum - I said that! Fagabastard
Nuff said.
Sunday 2 November 2008
The Swaggest Video - QUADRUPLE EDITION!
Ok. 4 Video's for the space of one blog post!
Now, Lets get it started!.
He got no wedding cake after this :(
This second one only makes sense if you know about the 'Dragonball Action Movie'. But its still funny regardless...
And number three. Recorded by yours truely.
EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This woman was doing some rain dance or something in Walthamstow...Madness...
Oh
OH
OHHHHHHH
This video is a classic.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP! LOOOOOOOL ' You faaaaa'
LISTEN CAREFULLY TO EVERYTHING SAID, AND WATCH HIS BOY SLYLY DUCK OFF STAGE!
Now, Lets get it started!.
He got no wedding cake after this :(
This second one only makes sense if you know about the 'Dragonball Action Movie'. But its still funny regardless...
And number three. Recorded by yours truely.
EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This woman was doing some rain dance or something in Walthamstow...Madness...
Oh
OH
OHHHHHHH
This video is a classic.
HOW CAN SHE SLAP! LOOOOOOOL ' You faaaaa'
LISTEN CAREFULLY TO EVERYTHING SAID, AND WATCH HIS BOY SLYLY DUCK OFF STAGE!
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