The Swaggest Hunger Fighter

Burger King are BASKETS!
Baskets are tell you!
If you've seen they're new £1.99 advert and the credit crunch is starting to slap you in the face with a wet fish, you may feel like its a good idea to try it out.

DON'T!!
The meal is not worth the ''squilla''

I was mad hungry aswell. I was ready to beat up a cow, go to one them chinese resturants and then throw it on a grill and cook it myself. BUT I HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS?!


The proportions of the food was not equal to the amount spent on the food.


INCASE YOU DO NOT SEE THE PAR, HERE IS THE ZOOMED IN VERSION


But to make things worse, my dear "friends"...

...decided to make a list of food i could've bought with that £2.
We came out with:

4 Chicago Town Pepperoni Pizzas
A bag of 24 nuggest and microwave chips from Iceland
2 pieces of chicken and chips @ Any serious chicken shop
4 wings, chips and a drink
6 wings and chips
2 chicken shop pizza's
The KFC box meal
McFlurry and 2 apple pies
2 Apple pies and a drink
2 Apple pies and a Chicken Mayo
Bare Tesco value jazz
I COULD HAVE BOUGHT POTATO'S AND MINCE TO MAKE THE BURGER AND CHIPS >_<

To make it worse, "my friends" decide to go to the fast food place i hate the most...but had madman meal.



They didn't even allow me a chip.
The feeling I had...words cannot express it...so I had to...


NOPE. FACEPALMING IS NOT THE LICK ANYMORE...I HAVE CREATED















FACEDESK!
Get on the bandwagon, BUT DO NOT BUY THIS MEAL >=[

The Swaggest Word Verification Part II

AGAIN!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!??!
Now Hotmail are trying it!!!

The Swaggest Entertainment

Its official
Entertainment is dead. If not then, in the words of Lil Wayne, "had a heart attack".
But WHO is bringing it back?

if you know me, you know i dont watch the following channels on sky:

Channels 350(except runs house) - 400 [i dunno where the music channels end but you get me]

Why? 'Cos music is all the same.
IS IT JUST ME OR IS MUSIC MORE REPETITIVE?!
Example? Single Ladies.
Shurrup you know i'm right. Then you got all these sub-standard tracks that just repeat the same 4 lines for like 2 minutes.

Lyrics are meaningless
Chorus' are longer than verses.
Verses are like bridges
Hooks are just ooohs and ahhhs

I blame this for starting it off:

LL Cool J - control myself

Zazazazazazazazazazaza my ass.
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Music outta the way. TV Time. TV SUCKS!
It sucks HARD
I swear it's full of idiotic reality shows. Celeb Big Bro? Shurrup. No one on there is a celebrity. All of them WANT to be celebrities again.
EastEnders is predictable. They're not even killing people anymore.
HollyOaks is straining out its storylines.
I don't look forward to any TV shows, I swear.

Speaking of which however, for all EastEnders watchers. You see on fridays episode[Tiffany's birthday], am I the only person who was waiting for Tony to walk in and be like

"Hello Tiffany...".

Woulda been a better ending than finding out Ricky could be/is her dad. =/
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I'm not a cinema guy. We all know it. I don't like paying like £6 for some crap film.

But, cos Samuel L Jackson and Eva Mendez were in it and it was made by the people that made 2 of my favourite films [Sin City & 300], its GOT to be spectacular!











I WAS WRONG. Oh, and my Bloody Valentine 3D sucks too.

Guess Who's Back?

Itsa me........MARIO

Thank you...thank you...Im back in my Redrum...- My Fiat Punto!


Im so ahead, i can't even see you in my rear view!!
SHURRRRRRRRUP!

Exams tok over my life, then celebrating the end of my exams took over the past 4 days and now the cold is beating up my body and my arm is banging from all them snowballs and tackles....But anyway

THis will be a lengthy-ish blog, so sit tight.

First up, My 3rd Favourite Show [1st - Scrubs, 2nd - Smallville] is back!

HEROES!!!
Only online though...UK slacks...Find it here

Anyway. I wanna take the time off my regular 'Swag' stuff to....well, tell you how great it is. No. Really. The first episode was like, KH;ASBGFBGFAKSHFK;SB;ALSJBF?!

Too many questions! Too many comments!

SPOILERS AHEAD!

In fact, highlight the next part 'cos i know there'll be that one douchebag that reads and is angry at me [YES. YOU!]

As you know, Nathan snaked everyone out. The first ep shows the 'Hunter' [BADMAN] tryna get all the people with powers. He's so mad. I swear, the last 5 minutes i was like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anyway on to some quick points:

1.Mohinder Is Live. He can control his powers and he isn't ugly[well...LOL]anymore
2.Nathan and Angela Petrelli are on some snakey flex, but Nathan is the devil. Don't care what you say.
3.When I first watched the ep, i said "Peter you never learn...so gullable". BUT WAIT. He lied to Nathan! He knew whats good! Its joke. Peter is like his dad...Kinda. His Power switched up...when he touches people he gains their power[dunno if they keep it too, haven't seen the after-effects yet, or whether he can use them at the same time..or if there's a time limit]
4.THANK GOODNESS. A BEGINNING EPISODE WITH NO TIME TRAVEL!!!!!
5.Parkman is useless. But the producers snaked the original dude who could draw the future and gave Parky the power too =[
6.Claire ISN'T waste anymore. She doesn't even need her healing powers. She's cranked!
7.Sylar ain't being caught by nobody! He's still the friggin boss. #1 Character...He's the only person with proper character development!


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Bun face palming....
I've taken it to a new level
When you just read something so STUPID online or whilst near a table....Heck you can do it with an air table!


FACE-DESKING
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As people should know [cos i said it previously]
I've been going hard with revision...

I've been baning out supermalt, boost, redbull, rockstar and relentless....



BAD BOY REVISION DRINKS!
I wont lie. I nearly threw up when i saw this.....




GET SOME NAIL CLEANERS. FAIRY LIQUID. SOMETHING!?

Anyway. Hopefully the revision paid off....
But before i leave you. I need SOMETHING in here to call swag or this has been perfectly off topic.

So here's this....I finished my last exam....And they gave our phones back but we were still under exam conditions and bare papers hadn't been given in.
Do you know how easy it was for me to do this?!


P.S...Not all the graffitti on there is by me!


OUT!