THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
BUN EMA! SCUMBAGS!!!

I HAVE RECEIVED 0 FOR THE PAST 4MONTHS!!!!! AND THEYRE TELLING ME
IM EFFECTIVELY WAITING UNTIL JANUARY? GONNA BE ONE SICK BACKDATE PAYMENT!!!
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Back On Topic!
I'll Keep these short and simple 'cos I've been writing stories lately!
1st Up!
The African Carpet brush which doubles as an 'anonynmous' friends hair brush!

Next in line we have the biggest bottle of Kidney failure you will ever see
Note : The Speaker next to it is the same height as a bedside drawer!![Its Hennessey By The Way]

Last but not least, this generations version of where's wally. We present to you...
WHERE'S BIN LADEN!? [Sold in all good HMV stores...]

I wont lie...it's a good book!
4 comments:
EMA is a PAR
LOL @ Where's Bin Laden.
HA!
trust me darko
ema murdered my finances
lololol
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